I apologize for the ridiculousness of my plot and incomprehensibility of my dialogue. I only do so in an attempt to convey events in an alegorical fashion. I like to think of myself as clever and witty like some knight errant but I always seem to come out incomprehensible to those around me like said knight errant.
If you come to comprehend the meaning beneath the story you are a greater genius than I and if you don’t, hopefully you can still enjoy it. After many compliants I have made it possible to double click on any word in the page to get a definition. Although, I must admit many words are made up as one of my characters sees herself as an intellectual, I see her as a psuedo intellectual which, incedentally, is how many people see me. I once heard that and intellectual is someone who found something more interesting than sex. If that is true, one of us is definitely not an intellectual.
